The Squid Vs. The Whale: A Comic. Panel 1: A whale and a giant squid are entangled in underwater battle. Panel 2: The whale is standing upright on his rear fin and wearing a bowler hat, like a human man. The squid is punching a timecard. Panel 3: The whale and the squid are seated together at a table. The squid has a beer and is smoking a cigarette. Le Squid Contre La Whale: Une Comique. Panel 1: A whale with a pencil mustache and a beret is entangled in underwater battle with a squid. Panel 2: The whale is standing upright on his rear fin. The squid is punching a timecard. There is a Communist flag on the wall behind them. Panel 3: The whale and the squid are seated together at a table. The squid has a glass of wine and is smoking a cigarette from a black cigarette holder, strongly implying Frenchness.

WHALE: "WORKING IS FOR SUCKERS"

SQUID: "THESE CHAIRS ARE TACKY"